Total Medals Earned: 786 (From 128 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,590 Points
Medals Earned: 7/14 (50/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Get to the flag when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 9/17 (230/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Kill Zomboss.
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Play through every stage.
Kill Smileborg
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 6/30 (35/270 points)
Kill 1 Soldier
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Score a Triple Kill
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Unlock the Dart Gun
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Catch a flag in the air
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Complete 50% of the missions
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 10/15 (370/425 points)
Charge the enemy 15 times
Kill 50 units with your Archers, Chamans or Dark Mages
Kill 30 units with the Apocalypse special skill
Kill 50 units with your Demon
Ressurect 10 Underworld Fighters
Kill 40 units while the Black Rain skill is active
Reach 1000 feet no longer than day 25
Get your entire army fully upgraded
Complete the game
Complete the game no later than day 45
Kill one realm unit
Kill 10 units with your Goblin Warriors while the Gold Digger skill is active
Kill 15 units with your Goblin Kamikazes
Get one of your battalions fully upgraded
Reach 500 feet no later than day 10
Medals Earned: 5/5 (90/90 points)
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (95/220 points)
Win the game by defeating Lord Haddock.
Find "The Island".
Win the game by defeating the Kraken.
Win the game by finding and conquering El Dorado
Collect every item in the game.
Win the game by drinking from the Fountain of Youth.
Medals Earned: 15/16 (400/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
